Regular Lobsters Start Out As Just Little Lobsters But Spiny Lobsters Start Out As These Beautiful Weird

WILD THAT THIS SHOW FROM WHEN I WAS A KID HAS A FANDOM????

@orollyitsjeremyheere and I love to do silly little roleplays. But we edited one and posted it on Ao3. Please go and check it out! We’d love you if you did!

(Just kidding we love you peeps anyway)

I think my lifelong attraction to nerdy fucking dork dudes stems from reading Geronimo Stilton books as a wee one

Invader Zim: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I obey the Tallests and HATE that stupid Dib-thing

JTHM: ok squee now hit the second tower

reblogging because im gonna need this soon explodes

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

w.i.p But look how sillly

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

I giggled

The teen superhero accidentally just called the supervillain “Mom”.

lmfso

laughing my ass off at how much this sucks

you can see me get progressively lazier when making this

btw if you have a moment go and donate to mohamed and motaz's gofundme to help them and their family flee from gaza