who are these guys ???
tori coming back from a date TAM SECRETLY JELLY SHE WAS DATING A BOY, HAPPY ITS OVER
can we talk about how being so pants-shittingly terrified of Doing A Racism you freeze up or Get Weird around anyone a shade darker than the sugar in your cupboard or with an accent is effectively the same as being scared of brown people and doesn't make you much better than Sandra Lilly Smith from the suburbs who clings her purse when a black guy gets on the elevator with her
what the fuck are you trying to sell me
PAUSE EVERYTHING. THE WALLAS ARE CRUMBLING. THE SKY IS FALING. G . THE WORLD IS ENDING. .ITW ON FIRE EVERYHTING IS ON FIRE
TORD
"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.
we just keep naming bugs like this
"tord eddsworld is trans and disabled" i say into the mic
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"no, xes right." they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there, in the third row, stands mr red leader himself
small
I giggled
why do lobster matts tits jiggle when he falls. they didnt need to do that
boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
ok but what about 11
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
Peak of my humor and creativity:
me
I dare Tord to taste a lemon!
Bro ate the whole thing
@g1deongr4vessboyfriend US,... GUHHG
Can we can trans tordedd,,,🫣
YES!!!!!!
GBHHH ... ME AND BOYFRIEND...
Can we can trans tordedd,,,🫣
YES!!!!!!
Can we can trans tordedd,,,🫣
YES!!!!!!
Can we can trans tordedd,,,🫣
YES!!!!!!
REPOSTING BECAUSE RAPFART?? RAP ? FART?
okay so I have this idea for a new therapy thing. basically the idea is after an abusive relationship or a combat deployment or anything that might conceivably leave you with PTSD and a loss of ability to reasonably gauge how bad the shit that happened to you actually was, you sit there with a mental health professional for like, a solid 30 to 60 minutes, you tell them short vignettes of your experiences and they respond ONLY by rating how fucked up each one was on a scale from 1 to 10 and then you move on. the objective isn't to reflect deeply on specific experiences but to get a sustained series of reassurances that what you went through was, in fact, That Bad and gradually rebuild your trust in your own present and future ability to judge when what you're going through isn't okay.
currently calling it Rapid Fire Affirmation and Recalibration Therapy (RAP-FART). working title, open to feedback.
happy thanksgiving im thankful for tord and edd happy eddsworld
we finally got to see his writing!!!!!!! everyone say thank u bryan for the food
edit bryan just posted this as well
This is what it feels like when someone draws transgender Edd
goshdangit matt what did you eat this time
why DID he say that