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hi yung neil

ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

Shitty Calvin Fischoeder aesthetic: this guy is some of the most legit old man representation i've ever seen bc in one of the few episodes i can remember he just casually drops that his brother poked out his fucking eyeball when they were kids and then doesn't elaborate. and that literally is just how old people are. they will tell you the weirdest most fucked up thing in casual conversation and then go about their day like you won't be thinking about this for the next ten years

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

ok i’m sharing my hcs wuagh

scott: he/him, cis man, bisexual (fem lean)

ramona: she/he/they/it, transfem genderfluid, bisexual (no preference)

wallace: he/him, transmasc, gay

kim: she/her, transfem, lesbian

stephen: he/him, transmasc, gay

neil: he/it, transmasc demiboy, bisexual (masc lean)

knives: he/they/it, transmasc, het 

matthew: he/she/any, agender, bisexual (masc lean)

lucas: he/him, cis man, gay

todd: he/him, transmasc, gay

roxie: she/he, transfem, lesbian

ken: he/they, transmasc, bisexual (fem lean)

kyle: he/him, transmasc, het

gideon: he/him, cis man (maybe?), bisexual (fem lean)

envy: she/they, transfem, bisexual (no preference)

lynette: she/they/it, transfem, het

julie: she/her, cis woman, lesbian

lisa: he/she, transmasc, lesbian

hollie: she/any, cis woman, pansexual

stacey: she/they, demigirl, bisexual (masc lean) 

mobile: he/they, cis man, gay

other scott: he/she/they, transmasc, gay

joseph: he/him, transmasc, gay

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

trans neil !!!!

i like to think that stephen just didn’t know neil was trans for a good while. accidentally catches him w a binder on and is like “woah youre trans???” and neil just stares at him like “y. you didn’t know. you’ve been best friends with my sister for like years. did you just not question when she suddenly stopped talking abt her sister and started talking abt her brother.”

based on this:

what’s long and hard and has the letters d, i, c, k in it?

this fucking day.

realizing ur gay is going from being in denial to being in daniel

bro I cant find any of these help

2010s creepypasta called 'the slovak cooking video': genuinely the most terrifying thing you ever read, kept you up at night on the verge of a panic attack. if go back and reread it now it's not actually very good but, like, cmon

reddit nosleep post titled 'it's been 32,105 seconds since I've last seen my cat': high-concept horror writing with a genuinely good premise ruined by the protagonist being overly hyper-logical, and simultaneously, randomly incapable of basic reasoning because the author's first idea for the story was how cool the explanation of the concept would be, which we haven't gotten to yet. has rick and morty prose

scp foundation article #42069 named 'a funny hat': okay yeah, christ. fuck. i want to show this to every person i know. this changed my life. used to be absolute garbage before it was put up for rewrite and spent two years being ship-of-theseus'd by a group of new authors. was good enough that it spawned an entire mythos of low-quality derivatives to make into 'iceberg' videos

when i see angst of scollace its almost always scott saying "i wish you were a girl" but like... there's no way scott would say that. he'd say some shit like "i wish i was gay"

the simon/betty and scott/ramona parallels

happy new years, comic upon ye!

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losing my MIND

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

what is the best word for death in any language and why is it the german translation

thinkign about characters i like being sweet and tender with each other

I have a problem (his name is Young Neil)

neil....oiled up.... underneath the tree....

i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

Young Neil prob texts using the “(>_<)” emojis, I need someone to make a hc post of him texting the group w that

neil nordegraf / young neil 〜 scott pilgrim series

💿 . 📀 . 💿

💿 . 🔋 . 💿

💿 . 📀 . 💿

SCOTT PILGRIM BEATS OFF

i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions

They call him yung tboy swag the way hes so silly