Me with Perfection (New chapter is almost done and definitely not long enough to justify how long it’s been since last chapter)
i have once again inflicted water upon myself.
another photo study that turned into fanart. LOL Firesibs all grown up and talking in courtyards -- in my mind, Azula relit the lantern after a rain storm. Yeahhhhh.
Please go watch Sinners NOW
I can't get over how Sinners is such a rich text on assimilation and whiteness and the dangers of "civility" and music as a way to look both forward and back
And it's also a phenomenal vampire movie where a lot of hot people get covered in blood and there's a B plot about eating out girls
queer vampire sex. you agree. reblog
Anytime people talk about Zuko and Azula working together, they always make her an advisor. Advisor Azula this, advisor Azula that. HOW ABOUT MERCENARY AZULA AND SPY AZULA.
There would be an assassination plot that Zuko wouldn't know about, but by the time he finds out Azula has nipped everything in the bud, gathered information, and disposed of everyone.
She doesn't work for Zuko personally and always demands payment after, but Zuko appreciates her efforts.
He's always put off by her quickness, thoroughness, and connections. He always ask where she gets her info but she never tells. She just tells him to be grateful that she helps him at all and then vanishes like Batman.
Azula: Damn, are you a chemist? Because U + I = the strongest bond in the periodic table
Sokka: Actually, scientifically speaking, a combination of U + I would create Uranium(III) iodide (UI₃), which is a black crystalline solid which is radioactive and toxic. And contrary to your statement it decomposes at elevated temperatures. Adding all these points up, there is enough evidence to support the conclusion that your statement is wro-
Azula: JUST TAKE THE COMPLIMENT!
Sokka: ᵒᵏᵃʸ
@zoerest97 I couldn't help myself
Presenting first year Zuko and Sokka studying and the following years of Zuko realizing what he signed up for when he asked this (lovable) lunatic for help
ah yes, the three genders
I definitely want to try this now. @marinette-buginette
Azula: I want a baby
Sokka, almost choking on his drink: *Cough* What?
Azula: We're not getting any younger and plus babies are so cute
Sokka: Wow, I didn't think it was possible
Azula: What? I'm perfectly capable of having-
Sokka: No, not that, you having baby fever
Azula: No, I don't, and that is stupid
Sokka: No, no, bumi is only 2 years old, and izumi is 5 months. And we have been babysitting a lot....
Azula: I don’t have "baby fever"
Sokka: Yeah, ok. We can't try for kids till you admit you have baby fever
1 week later~
Sokka: Oh, hey firefly....I was just finishing these reports and-
Azula: OK, fine, I have baby fever. Now we can have a baby.
Sokka: Wow. You really said that, uh.
Azula, walking over to him and grabbing his arm and walking towards the door: Baby. NOW.
Zuko: Ewwwwwww
things i needed to hear in health class:
puberty might make you squishier and its ok
vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
people have stretch marks sometimes
people have pimples on their butts sometimes
people have cellulite sometimes
gender =/= sex
sex =/= scary danger FEAR
bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred
everything is ok