Writing Isn't The Hobby. Being Insane About Little Fake People Is The Hobby. Writing Is Just The Only

uhh. hmmm. well my intention was to make something valentines day-themed, but it went off the rails. happyyy halloweeeeen

I love them so much they’re so fucking fine🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Never got around to the masquerade ball day of TimeBomb Week, but now I have.

...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

Alucard: "He's a good man... Take care of him"

Olrox:

things i needed to hear in health class:

puberty might make you squishier and its ok

vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok

all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex

genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad

people have stretch marks sometimes

people have pimples on their butts sometimes

people have cellulite sometimes

gender =/= sex

sex =/= scary danger FEAR

bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 

everything is ok

s1 and s2 vi (i want both)

fire siblings gossiping

So this is how Ekko sees Jinx? Cute, guess the Boy Savior is a lover boy after all.