- @jistring

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

“The black purral”

(via)

Who You Should Fight: Marching Band Edition

piccolo

who wins: them

don’t do it.  don’t fight the piccolo player.  just don’t.

flute

who wins: them

they were told you were challenging them for first chair. run while you still can.

clarinet

who wins: them

threaten you with their register key.  forfeit for the sake of all.

saxophone

who wins: them

you are promptly deemed a “nerd” and stuffed in a band locker by the entire section even though you only wanted to fight one of them.

low reeds

who wins: no one

 you yell increasingly bad sexual innuendos at each other across the band room for twenty minutes until you both get tired and go home.

mellophone

who wins: them

punches you in the face repeatedly on the offbeats of a sousa march playing in the background.

trumpet

who wins: you and then them

you win the fight easily while they’re giving their villainous monologue.  entire trumpet section later jumps you in a dark hallway for disgracing one of their own.

trombone

who wins: no one

they get distracted halfway through the fight and wander off.

low brass

who wins: them

you mock them by making farting noises with your lips.  they punch you in the stomach with their abnormally strong arms.  you can’t breath properly for days.

pit percussion

who wins: you

pretend like you can’t tell the vibes, marimba, and xylophone apart.  wait until they’re blind with rage, then run them over with the closest wheeled pit equipment.

drumline

who wins: them

show up to the fight with a shank fashioned out of a broken drum stick.  proceed to kick ass.

drum major

who wins: them

calls you to attention (you can’t disobey!) and then waits until you faint from exhaustion.

color guard

who wins: them

have you ever watched one of these fuckers on the field?  you’re screwed.

band director

who wins: them

just when you think you’ve won, they get up smiling and say “one more time!”

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

Just saw someone ask what fanfiction.net is,,,,,some of you didn’t go through the hell of trying to connect your DSi to the internet at a family members house, just so you could read teen wolf fanfiction on that hell site in peace, and it shows.

chirrut: i am the kyber crystal guardian, guardian of the crystals

baze: the empire quivers before him!

chirrut: -roundhouse kicks ten stormtroopers- FUCK OFF!

I HAVEN'T HAD INTERNET FOR FOUR FUCKING DAYS AND I WAS SO EXCITED TO FINALLY LAY DOWN AND READ ALL THE NEW FICS IN THE DINLUKE TAG AND NOW I CANT 😭😭😭😭

characters dynamic that's like "they weren't in a relationship but they're definitely exes now"

As a person who lives in Kansas (the literal center of the US) these are GOREGOUS✨✨ I’ve never been able to seen the ocean for myself in person and these are just freaking AMAZING AND IT BAFFLES ME THAT YOU CAN JUST GO TO THESE PLACES WHENEVER YOU WANT, whereas I would have to drive 6-8 hours just to get to the closest beach down in Texas

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

The idea of Luke coming up with his impression of Din solely from what Grogu tells him before they meet again is hilarious to me because

Grogu, probably: my dad is so cool and smart and calm and good at fighting and a great pilot and

Din in real life: