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kirby: we all know i'm a bad bitch, but like my heel feel into a toilet and i'm not touching it. can you get it?

kirby: sorry even bad bitches have their limits.

kirby: mine is toliets.

laurel: if you need me to pick you up from the club all u gotta do is say so

laurel: because this is getting MESSY

closed: @rohoeman​ location: ape cave in portland, or

laurel remembered spending a day’s worth of her paycheck just to buy a sturdy and worthy hard hat with a light mount specifically reasoning that it would be absolutely necessary for hers and roman’s cave explorations. they had yet to find any buried treasure but it was more about the moment and experience than the actual discovery. “after all, isn’t what we discover about ourselves at the end what it’s really about?” she murmured to herself. she turned to the doctor with a smirk. “remember, wear your hard hat anywhere but your head.”

"What’s your favorite scary movie? And, no, I don’t mean that in a scary Ghostface way, but what is your favorite scary movie? And why? I’m asking simply for research. Research for what? Don’t ask.”

brooklynariwiles​:

Why do I not even doubt that! You know he hangs off your words!!!

It’s not my fault that I’m such a convincing role model! You should keep him away from me, if you know what’s good for him.

I might just recruit him to be my esti associate as soon as he’s old enough. We don’t have a 401k plan but we know how to have a good time.

samuelmateo​:

“Well that depends, are we talking movies that have a supernatural aspect to them or a slasher because that does make a difference.” He rose a brow looking towards her. “Plus if it’s for research, aren’t I entitled to know what my answers are being used for?” Sam teased, pushing his phone into his pocket. 

“Good point! I’ve been getting a lot of slasher movie answers so gimme something a lil’ more ghost-y.” She nodded once, impressed. “Alrighty, so secret? It’s not really for research--I need more movie recommendations. You caught me. I don’t even remember the last time I did actual research for anything.” Aside from learning processes for her esthetician business. 

mirelakohler​:

“The Exorcist for sure! Or any other movie based on real facts actually. It’s not like they are my favorite at all, they just scare me the most, and at the same time those are last type of movies that I’ve watched lately”

“You know what is very surprising? That true crime documentaries aren’t considered horror movies because those are real facts anyway.”

mirelakohler​:

“I never thought that! Why is it so surprising? I mean, even though horror movies are based on real facts, they have some freedom to adapt the story to the movies. Like Annabelle. The real life doll is very different from the one they decided to put in the movies. And documentaries can’t have that freedom, they are supposed to tell all the ugly truth and lose some of the appeal they horror movies have”

“Isn’t that all the more horrifying? That it’s really happened to someone else so it could happen to me too?”

i just got home and i’m one lucky gal as my bf is in the kitchen cooking dinner while i start *cracks knuckles* getting down on these replies and responses to starters and messages on discord and my ims!

★ ━  ( alisha boe,   cis female,   she/her )  ━ ★   just to be clear, ya didn’t get this information from me.   The person you’re lookin’ for is   LAUREL JANE WALKER (NEÉ MATLIND).  also known as   LJ.    Last I heard they were born on   JUNE - 29 - 1994   in    BALTIMORE, MARYLAND,   and they’ve been livin’ here in   RICHMOND,    for about    FIVE YEARS.   Word around the districts is,   LJ   can be  ALOOF,   IMPATIENT,   and    QUICK-TEMPERED, but alls I seen is good things, like the fact that they’re   LOYAL,   SELF-SUFFICIENT,   and    RESOURCEFUL,   but guess that depends on how well ya know ‘em.   The last thing ya need to know is that they work as an ASSISTANT MANAGER FOR CROSSROADS MUSIC and I don’t know much about what that’s like but I do know that’s all I can tell ya the rest you gotta find out on ya, own.

hi my friends! my name is lia, your resident filipin-ho (my bf made this pun) and self-designated bimbo pixie! if you wanna chat you can message me here or on discord! trixie tang 💋#5650

and this is my baby laurel, who quite honestly, this is my first time playing her and i’m so excited to flesh her out even further by plotting with all you beautiful people!

Here are a few tidbits about her:

MBTI:  ENFP PERSONALITY TYPE: The Catalyst (Innovation x Passion) COMMON ARCHETYPE: The Explorer FAVORITE MOVIE: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) FAVORITE MUSIC ARTIST: Mariah Carey QUICK BACKGROUND: Ran away from home after her high school graduation to elope and is now disowned by her parents. PETS: American Short-Haired Cat named Einstein

She is currently still legally married to her high school sweetheart who left her a month into their “marriage.” So her married name is Walker whereas she was born Matlind. 

She’s also an UNLICENSED esthetician - so do with that what you will!

She’s also a member of MENSA but she would never mention that to anybody. 

She hasn’t dated seriously since she and her “husband” split - a few hookups here and there.

She is bisexual. Little bisexual baby.

One of her favorite things to tell people when she first meets them is that  Kim Rhodes - the actress who plays the mom from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody once came into Crossroads to buy a first edition Joni Mitchell album. 

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

Existing/New beauty clients

Recurring customers that come into Crossroads

Friends

Roommate (maybe?)

Old hookups

Anything at all really!