albania: are we all ready for twister?
croatia: i was born ready!
bosnia: i was born on a twister mat!
macedonia: i was conceived on a twister mat!
slovenia: my mother was the twister mat!
CHA-CHACHA-CH-CHA-CHA-CHA! 🇫🇮❤️🔥💚
Simple question hermitblr.
WHY IS XB A FISH
kickhimkickhimkickhim
thanks @im-literally-just-sitting-here for the idea
WE DID IT BOYS, GALS, AND NON-BINARY LADS!!!!!!
LESGOOOOOOO
[ID: the sexyman bracket, showing that the final winner is Joe Hills]
me promising three weeks ago that after eurovision 2023 was over I’d return to normal
go to simp jail
So I’m rewatching ghosts of Christmas past and I remember how much I love Scott. I wish we’d gotten more of him.
I know ok look at him. Look at this boy. They never wrote him out of the show but man did they write him into it. His rocky start with Tom that weaves into an unlikely love. His tragic whirlwind romance in The Straw Woman. He saves Cully from her friends. He steals Joyce’s heart by having no taste buds. Tough upbringing. Anger issues. Hates the country. Big mouth. Soft heart. John Hopkins’ performance. John Hopkins’ performance. The ridiculous swagger. The dry wit. The flirting. The loneliness. Those long legs and their stupid strut and that stupid pretty face and Christmas at the Barnabys’ and choosing to stay in Midsomer, choosing to stay cause that’s his home now, of all places, and maybe he’s never had one and
ok so since it's just occurred to me that the fandom is constantly growing and changing and learning, there's some bits of hermit backstory that I know that others might not. hermitfacts coming up:
the server was built as an equal mix of builders and redstoners (and then Joe Hills was added as a WILDCARD to shake things up)
season two only happened because Joe Hills ran a coup
tango is the father of the iron farm, before 1.14 made iron farms easy, your best bet was to ask tango. tango also modded villagers before the villager update
etho invented the etho hopper clock, revolutionised the minecraft let's play, and inspired a lot of the server to play/film
impulse is the guy behind the item sorter, and he is a master of villager manipulation, with his villager breeder being in massive use
bdubs' brother, pungence, joined hermitcraft before he did and played for season one
iskall is behind the vault hunters mod and it's really cool and you should check it out
the way cub built concorp inspired Mojang to update the way villagers work
doc is friends with the Mojang game Devs (even if they took his arm)
Hypno runs the hermitcraft website, even when he's not active on the server
Welsknight came in to defend the others in a rap battle when he was away from the server
Stress runs a fitness channel alongside her Minecraft channel and being a parent
Joe hills used to have a webcomic and do drawing streams - he saw twitch be born, and will likely see twitch die
Scar got his start in call of duty
Joe Hills thought hermitcraft was a scam when he was invited
add your own!
hero forge
picrew
the fucking sims 4
your local furry artist
bitmoji
shitty photoshoped collage
DeviantArt bases
zepeto
making edits of your favorite character
searching "dress up game" on the app store
learning how to draw
literally everything about this guy is perfect and i would kill for him. i would literally be a murderer in midsomer just to meet him. im not joking. take me to simp jail.
FOLLOWERS AND FANS !
I am coming to you, Midsomer fans, because as you may saw it in here, I think Dan Scott is baby and that everyone should protect him at all costs-
But anyway.
If you have 2mins, reblog and tell your thought about him and also mention your fave sergeant! We need more content about Midsomer, there's too little to my taste at least.
Love all upon you, have a great day! ❤️❤️❤️
•~*i literally use every pronouns known to man but i prefer she/they!*~••~*the 3rd Life brainrot is REAL*~• •~*don’t be scared to send me an ask*~••~*the banner is my wonderful misspelling of Skizz*~•
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