Forget About Dad Lore What About Grandma Lore. I've Known This Woman For Eighteen Years And No One Had

Forget about dad lore what about grandma lore. I've known this woman for eighteen years and no one had thought to tell me she was engaged to a magician before breaking it off and then meeting my grandpa and finally marrying him. Fucking wild.

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11 months ago

Tonight's mood:

A picture of Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation, captioned with top text and bottom text. Top text reads: "Suffering for the furtherance of a cause is a noble act; suffering without aim or purpose is stupidity." Bottom text reads: "Let us take ibuprofen together."

(Thank you, Mr. Worf.)

8 months ago

logan sargeant has outqualified perez in a red bull six times

11 months ago

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

11 months ago
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3 months ago
PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE


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1 year ago

will there ever be something as wrecking to me as characters crying for their moms. like seriously. give me a perfectly stable adult character, make them say "I want my mom" in a moment of vulnerability and watch me unzip my skin to use it as a tissue.


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