Sherlock Holmes Deduces You Are Trans Before You've Figured It Out Yourself And Refers To You With Those

damn this sport so rich no-one knows what a union is. make a fucking union you IDIOTS. one of you, at least, has to know how.

reblog for sample size, I want to see what the rest of this website thinks of our vroom vroom car sport

I will post full explanations of each point and give the answer when the poll is over, ask to be tagged when I do if you want <3

Very race, much sprint

GOD

So I've been learning French for a while and 'faire' is actually an incredible word. Like what a fucking breakthrough in economy of language.

Faire is a verb that is usually translated into English as "to do/to make," but it covers way more actions than that, which is very confusing for new speakers. because (I have realized) that's not really what faire means.

Faire is actually a word that just gestures vaguely in the direction of the object of the sentence and goes "you know." "Je fais du velo." "Je fais du courses." "Je fais mes valises." I'm biking. I go grocery shopping. I'm packing my bags. You're just sort of pointing at a bike and going "you know, the obvious thing you'd do with it."

English: "You mean RIDE it??"

French: "Sure whatever."

Like idk I just really enjoy the concept of a catch-all verb that you can just slap onto almost anything because who fucking gives a shit, you get the idea. There's a bike. what do you think I'm going to do with it.

And ten years later, this is still hot…

MA FRANCE <3

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

Ranking will out once I'm home 😂 but I want you to know that SuperValu was once #2 (no one can beat Tesco) purely because they had M&Ms. AND NOW THEY DON'T ANYMORE C'EST SCANDALEUX

Soooo excited to see the full list I hope you know I will be debating