Well. It’s Pretty Obvious To Me That They Have A Boys Holiday Booked That’s All

Perona daddy said he was on call

c’est juste pour dire que la jeunesse emmerde le Front National, bisous

did they ever cut that guy's life into pieces like he was requesting

I can't believe donald trump and James Charles got to see lando norris' first win and I didn't should be illegal

Le french side de Tumblr parle d'Aziraphale et de Crowley, mais on parle clairement pas assez du fait que si Aziraphale habitait en France, il serait bestie avec Joséphine Ange Gardien

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Your honour, it's three against one and I'm just a poor little meow meow

EXPOSING @nina-ya AS A PERSON WHO THINKS DORITOS ARE EXTREME 🤯 🤯 🤯 (REAL! NOT CLICKBAIT!!)

[ordering from a new york city deli]

hi, um, can i get a man?

yeah, man, awright. tits or no tits?

no tits. and, uh, hold the top surgery scars.

hold the- AY TONY! WE GOT A MAN WITH NO TOP SURGERY SCARS?

[voice from back] A MAN WITH TITS?

NAH, NO TITS, NO SCARS.

[voice from back] NO TITS AND NO SCARS? WHAT IS THIS GUY, FUCKIN’ STUPID?

YOU HEARD TONY GO GET OUTTA LINE

ET VALLS?

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