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Paris Olympics opening ceremony really said egalité fraternité bisexualité

bro hes literally just standing there

bro imagine that like, you havent seen your ex in like Years, and like you DONT think about him but one day some fuckass kid shows up wearing HIS signature jacket or something, like what would you do, did this guy have a kid while you werent looking, and DIDNT tell you??

this happened to my good friend, buggy the clown

But who WHO can sit at France table and say I have a more entertaining political life than you ?

NO ONE !

- the right (Republican Party ) leader said he allied with the far right who came first at the European

- All his colleagues said he took this decision alone and had a vote to fire him

-HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING AT NOON AND LOCKED HIMSELF UP !!

- All the other members of the Republican Party are at the door and they said : « he is a traitor to ally with the far right so we will enter the building and he is no longer our leader AND WE WILL remove him from the facility physically if need be and that the psyc yard and the far right can come get him themselves too😭

-They found the women who has a double of the key two hours later and opened n the doors

- All the leftist parties made an alliance and their voters are MAKING TIKTOK EDITS ON THEIR CANDIDATES TO SEDUCE THE OTHER VOTERS

THE OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO BE A MEEEEESSSS

NEW ADDITION : Rumour has it the president of the region (kinda like a county/state) SLAPPED THE GUY WHEN HE GOT OUT !! VALERIE MAY HAVE SLAPPED ERIC !!!

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

Tumblr better add a Castiel tab in November. What has luffy ever done for this site.

Thanks for the tag <33

Here is my sword, as you can tell I've been going back to my roots and reading star maps, so here's my star sword

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i did dual blades because i am extremely indecisive ! 🤍

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on the sixth day god created white tank top with no bra and he saw that it was good

For non French people not knowing the level of joy Jean-Marie Le Pen's death brings us : it's crab level.

Yes, that much