Ngl Jason From St4 Can Get It

steve running from vecna through the hellish landscape as “holding out for a hero” plays in the background

Ik Dead Boy Detectives literally just came out, but I need someone to write a long slapstick-romcom of Edwin entertaining the Cat Kings feels- For Charles to be jealous. An coming to terms w/ his own harbour feeling, all slowburn - like intended. Pls n thank you 🙏 😭

James Vowles when I fucking see you next it’s on motherfucking sight! How DARE you build up Logan’s confidence just to break it down! Why punish Logan for something that he didn’t do, Alex was the one that crashed his car why should he take Logan’s!?!? JUSTICE FOR LOGAN SARGEANT🗣️‼️‼️‼️

This photo is me when I see James Vowles next:

No one:

Me: blasting cowboy Casanova and slow ride whenever I read Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin fan fiction 🤠

steve, texting robin: robin help! i’m being kidnapped!

robin: what? where are you!?

steve: i’m with some strange person in a car, help!

robin: i’ll call eddie.

eddie, answering the phone: y’ello?

robin: where is steve? he texted me he was being kidnapped!

eddie: steve? what do you mean? he’s right next to me-

eddie:

eddie: i need to call you back. *hangs up*

eddie: THE NEW HAIR CUT ISNT THAT BAD!

steve, sobbing: who are you!?

Luke Castellan is my Coriolanus Snow, he always has been.

i am going to raise hell if my man doesn’t get the coriolanus snow treatment on this app. i am so serious.

you make me a complete mess

If I see anybody talking about Ewan Mitchell and/or his body in any type of negative way just know that you are an incredibly insufferable human being, how you could talk about another person so horribly is beyond me! It is not a chore to be kind ITS FUCKING HUMAN DECENCY!!! Ewan showed a vulnerable part of himself to us and for you (if you have) to take advantage of that in such a hateful way is truly devastating; hopefully people can learn to be more kind, understanding and respectful to others, if not maybe you should take a long look within yourself and find that you are the problem.

17 by The Greeting Committee belongs to the crows

Y’all don’t talk to me the Queen replied to me, I’m winning at life 🛐🛐🛐

P.S. chicken shop date is my favourite Matty Healy fanfic like ever.

P.P.S. Me after I saw the Queen reply to me

Quarter Past Midnight

Summary: Thanks to your best mate, you’ve found yourself welcoming the New Year at a party one of her bosses is throwing at her new house. Since you stepped foot in the place, your only plan has been to spend the night dancing and drinking with your friends. But it all changes when you find a certain bassist looking at you from across the room. And as the night progresses, and a few kisses are shared, you seem to agree on the fact that you’re leaving the party together.

Word Count: 19.4k

Warnings: Alcohol consumption, lots of cursing, suggestive dialogue and smut.

A/N: Hello!!! I’m so excited to finally be posting this one shot since the idea for it was born back when we were writing Chicken Shop Date chapter 6! You know, when Ross disappeared most of the night to socialise… So this is basically the spin off of that part of the story. I’m sorry it took me so long but, then again, it had always been the plan to post it today because it’s the one and only @imagine-that-100s birthday and I thought a filthy Ross one shot was the perfect gift for Mrs. MacDonald herself. I hope you all enjoy it loads and remember: keep both hands on the phone!!

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You really fucking love the holidays. It’s probably your favorite time of the year and every gathering that is thrown during this time makes you the happiest.

It’s so much fun spending Christmas and boxing day with your family, but it’s even better to spend New Year’s Eve with your friends.

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