Am I Really Reading Vinnie Hacker Fanfics? Yes. Do I Know Anyone Other Than Vinnie? No. Do I Know What’s

BUCKS OFFICIALLY A BOY KISSER 🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉

I have never related to anything more in my life

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

Battinson meeting Superman, because if anyone needs a sunshine alien it’s him.

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Bruce, in full Batman mode, tracks Superman down and eventually finds him on a rooftop in Metropolis. He grapples up, perches himself on an A/C unit, and stares.

Clark, new to the Superman thing, just trying to enjoy a burger and fries after helping with a house fire: Um. Hi?

Bruce:

Clark: I’ve noticed you following me? You’re from Gotham. The Batman.

Bruce: *shines a flashlight at Clark’s food*

Clark: Yeah. It’s a cheeseburger and curly fries. Did you want some or…? Do you need help? Seems like you maybe need some help.

Bruce: *shines the light in Clark’s eyes*

Clark: Do you want to, um, talk or something?

Bruce: what are you

Clark: I’m Superman! :)

Bruce: alien?

Clark: How did you—

Bruce: I am a bat.

Clark: O-kay. So do you want to be friends or…?

Bruce:…

Clark: :)

Bruce: *launches himself off the side of the building*

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Alfred: Good morning Bruce, how was patrol?

Bruce, rewatching the conversation with Clark on his computer: i think i made a friend today Alfred

Some fancasts everyone agrees with:

Timothée Chalamet as Regulus Black.

....and that's pretty much it really

Pov: You're Evelyn Hugo

Screaming, crying, throwing up, kicking my feet, giggling, twirling my hair and everything else.

Quarter Past Midnight

Summary: Thanks to your best mate, you’ve found yourself welcoming the New Year at a party one of her bosses is throwing at her new house. Since you stepped foot in the place, your only plan has been to spend the night dancing and drinking with your friends. But it all changes when you find a certain bassist looking at you from across the room. And as the night progresses, and a few kisses are shared, you seem to agree on the fact that you’re leaving the party together.

Word Count: 19.4k

Warnings: Alcohol consumption, lots of cursing, suggestive dialogue and smut.

A/N: Hello!!! I’m so excited to finally be posting this one shot since the idea for it was born back when we were writing Chicken Shop Date chapter 6! You know, when Ross disappeared most of the night to socialise… So this is basically the spin off of that part of the story. I’m sorry it took me so long but, then again, it had always been the plan to post it today because it’s the one and only @imagine-that-100s birthday and I thought a filthy Ross one shot was the perfect gift for Mrs. MacDonald herself. I hope you all enjoy it loads and remember: keep both hands on the phone!!

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You really fucking love the holidays. It’s probably your favorite time of the year and every gathering that is thrown during this time makes you the happiest.

It’s so much fun spending Christmas and boxing day with your family, but it’s even better to spend New Year’s Eve with your friends.

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Note to self: stop watching Paul Mescal movies, you know that bitch is only in sad movies that will wreck you.

Ross Macdonald I’m in love with you and I need you, please give me one chance. 🛐🛐🛐

I love them so much

♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧ prettiest angels