Can You Excuse Me Just One Second Because I AM GOING TO SCREAM

Mr Luke Newton I am in love with you.

"i give you my wife" "give me back my wife"

This is some primary school shit you pull when you have to make a story but don’t know how to end it.

Just watched the black phone for the second time and I still love it so much it has a chokehold on me

you be so alright and then you suddenly wanna bark for an alien who probably will not be seen again in the series

Battinson meeting Superman, because if anyone needs a sunshine alien it’s him.

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Bruce, in full Batman mode, tracks Superman down and eventually finds him on a rooftop in Metropolis. He grapples up, perches himself on an A/C unit, and stares.

Clark, new to the Superman thing, just trying to enjoy a burger and fries after helping with a house fire: Um. Hi?

Bruce:

Clark: I’ve noticed you following me? You’re from Gotham. The Batman.

Bruce: *shines a flashlight at Clark’s food*

Clark: Yeah. It’s a cheeseburger and curly fries. Did you want some or…? Do you need help? Seems like you maybe need some help.

Bruce: *shines the light in Clark’s eyes*

Clark: Do you want to, um, talk or something?

Bruce: what are you

Clark: I’m Superman! :)

Bruce: alien?

Clark: How did you—

Bruce: I am a bat.

Clark: O-kay. So do you want to be friends or…?

Bruce:…

Clark: :)

Bruce: *launches himself off the side of the building*

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Alfred: Good morning Bruce, how was patrol?

Bruce, rewatching the conversation with Clark on his computer: i think i made a friend today Alfred

Sometimes being delulu is the solulu

I know Lucy Gray couldn’t fix Coriolanus… but I could.

I love this man so much it hurts

OSCAR PIASTRI Las Vegas GP 23'

Don’t you just love it when you’re reading a prince Caspian fanfic and the oc is Andrew fucking Garfield so it’s like a non wolfstar, wolfstar fic because I fucking love it