if i had a dollar for every time i’ve fallen for a dead golden retriever boy who had has a complicated relationship with his mother, i would have two dollars. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Straight people: Just because they enjoy the others touch doesn't mean they are gay
The "straight" people in question:
Yeah, I'm fine
*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*
bruce wayne the type of guy to pull down the oxygen mask to take a drag of his cigarette while the paramedics who are trying to reinforce his collapsed lung look on in disbelief
*screams* shout out to my friend who showed me this tweet and inspired me to draw eddie wearing those
Ethan I’m tryna three way with you and your roomie
i dont think theres any reason as to why griffin decided to jumpscare finney by appearing to him all bent up instead of just ringing the phone. he just did that for funsies
No one:
Me: blasting cowboy Casanova and slow ride whenever I read Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin fan fiction 🤠
I’m gonna go cry of cringe now 💀😭 not the spider monkey I’m bawling
steddie but “this is the skin of a killer” and his skin sparkles
mr d: who's sally jackson?
percy: