We All Know This Scene.

Y’all don’t talk to me the Queen replied to me, I’m winning at life 🛐🛐🛐

P.S. chicken shop date is my favourite Matty Healy fanfic like ever.

P.P.S. Me after I saw the Queen reply to me

Quarter Past Midnight

Summary: Thanks to your best mate, you’ve found yourself welcoming the New Year at a party one of her bosses is throwing at her new house. Since you stepped foot in the place, your only plan has been to spend the night dancing and drinking with your friends. But it all changes when you find a certain bassist looking at you from across the room. And as the night progresses, and a few kisses are shared, you seem to agree on the fact that you’re leaving the party together.

Word Count: 19.4k

Warnings: Alcohol consumption, lots of cursing, suggestive dialogue and smut.

A/N: Hello!!! I’m so excited to finally be posting this one shot since the idea for it was born back when we were writing Chicken Shop Date chapter 6! You know, when Ross disappeared most of the night to socialise… So this is basically the spin off of that part of the story. I’m sorry it took me so long but, then again, it had always been the plan to post it today because it’s the one and only @imagine-that-100s birthday and I thought a filthy Ross one shot was the perfect gift for Mrs. MacDonald herself. I hope you all enjoy it loads and remember: keep both hands on the phone!!

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You really fucking love the holidays. It’s probably your favorite time of the year and every gathering that is thrown during this time makes you the happiest.

It’s so much fun spending Christmas and boxing day with your family, but it’s even better to spend New Year’s Eve with your friends.

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i feel too attracted to nikolai lantsov it’s insane

Pekka Rollins killed my brother. Then we destroy him. What's yours? The limp, the cane, no one's ever smart enough to look for the real one. It'll give me some comfort to know that you're with me in the shadows. If the plan goes awry, promise me one thing. Get out of the city as fast as you can, find your brother and never look back. I can promise you only that Pekka will beg for his death. I didn't know where you were. I didn't know if Pekka hired another assassin to kill you. I didn't know if you would–I'm fine. Your face. I'm sorry I wasn't there. I can't have a weak link in my crew. And just like that, I'm out? You're free. You were supposed to follow her. I couldn't leave you. [Gives him his gloves back] For once, don't disappear. Just stay. May I? Yes. This isn't real. We're here, Inej. I want you. THIS ISN'T REAL. KAZ. FORGIVE ME. THERE ARE THOSE WHO DROWN US AND THOSE WHO PULL US OUT. HOPE IS DANGEROUS, CLOUDS YOUR JUDGEMENT. YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY FAMILY? MY BROTHER IS NEVER COMING BACK, YOURS STILL CAN. I KNOW THIS WON'T MEAN MUCH TO YOU BUT I PRAY FOR HIM. FOR JORDIE. I DON'T WANT YOUR PRAYERS. WHAT DO YOU WANT THEN? [YOU, INEJ, YOU FACE] WAS THERE NEVER ANOTHER DREAM? STAY. STAY IN KETTERAM. STAY WITH ME. AND WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT? I WANT YOU TO. I WANT...I WANT...YOU. AND HOW WILL YOU HAVE ME? GLOVES ON? FULLY CLOTHED? AND YOUR HEAD TURNED SO OUR LIPS NEVER TOUCH? I WILL HAVE YOU WITHOUT YOUR ARMOUR, KAZ BREKKER, OR I WILL NOT HAVE YOU AT ALL.

why's bruce always like "you can do this, kal" "this isn't you, clark" every fucking time clark's under some kind of mind control and how does it always work? "they're best friends" sir his WIFE cannot get through to him that easy. there is nothing platonic about that. they're fucking.

Four big guys

And they grab on my thighs

Blow up my guts

Like the fourth of july

ngl ratty matty a bit too fine in season 8

i love my traumatized adhd bisexual characters

Born to marry Matt Smith, forced to be an obsessed fan girl. 😔 like that’s for real my man!!! 😖😖😖

— red hair michael icons !

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I am so new to tumbler it hurts, like I don't know what to do I only got this for the fanfics.