“I Want Aemond Targaryen”

When did this happen?!

I spit my drink out

Battinson meeting Superman, because if anyone needs a sunshine alien it’s him.

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Bruce, in full Batman mode, tracks Superman down and eventually finds him on a rooftop in Metropolis. He grapples up, perches himself on an A/C unit, and stares.

Clark, new to the Superman thing, just trying to enjoy a burger and fries after helping with a house fire: Um. Hi?

Bruce:

Clark: I’ve noticed you following me? You’re from Gotham. The Batman.

Bruce: *shines a flashlight at Clark’s food*

Clark: Yeah. It’s a cheeseburger and curly fries. Did you want some or…? Do you need help? Seems like you maybe need some help.

Bruce: *shines the light in Clark’s eyes*

Clark: Do you want to, um, talk or something?

Bruce: what are you

Clark: I’m Superman! :)

Bruce: alien?

Clark: How did you—

Bruce: I am a bat.

Clark: O-kay. So do you want to be friends or…?

Bruce:…

Clark: :)

Bruce: *launches himself off the side of the building*

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Alfred: Good morning Bruce, how was patrol?

Bruce, rewatching the conversation with Clark on his computer: i think i made a friend today Alfred

starting to think i have a type

I say "I want to fuck Billy Hargrove" and no one bats an eye. I say "I want to fuck Jason Carver" and society goes wild. Society.

why's bruce always like "you can do this, kal" "this isn't you, clark" every fucking time clark's under some kind of mind control and how does it always work? "they're best friends" sir his WIFE cannot get through to him that easy. there is nothing platonic about that. they're fucking.

I have never related to anything more in my life

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

I can fix them Fr

Note to self: stop watching Paul Mescal movies, you know that bitch is only in sad movies that will wreck you.

benedict bridgerton is the perfect man

Eddie and Chrissy give me more of a best friends vibe I don’t make the rules they just do but then again I HC that Eddie is gay and Chrissy is bisexual