THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

How I feel right now

FUCKIN’ METROID DREAD BROS!

Get in now if you can!!!

ok just to be clear, the "like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head" meme is a reference to japanese war criminal hideki tojo getting slapped on his bald head at the tokyo trial right? right?

YOU GUYS

THIS IS NOT ONLY A NEW METROID GAME

THIS IS NOT ONLY A SEQUEL TO FUSION

THIS. IS. METROID. DREAD.

IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS.

#METROIDDREADLIVES

yeah I agree with this message however playing on keyboard is a nightmare and i would recommend a USB controller

I've seen plenty of articles and videos telling people how to legitimately purchase and play all the games in the Metroid series, in order to prepare for Metroid Dread.

I'm here to tell you that most of the games are dead easy to emulate. Any computer can do it. And everyone deserves access to these games that have been out for decades.

If you're looking to get into the series or just want to play some entries you never got around to, message me and I'll hook you up with some free games

(ID: a picture of the ace pride flag with text above and below reading, "it's 2022 i'm done arguing / if you hate asexuals i'm straight up murdering you". end ID)