He’s So Sexy Without Makeup … Like Yall Jus Don’t Get It … I Need To Sit On His Face !! Tyssmmmmm

nico is my man

spencer reid girls are matt girls. i will not be explaining myself any further

I could change his life if he gave me a chance.

i fear i have a type

jj who got bitchy!kook!reader to crumble…and is a smug bastard about it.

jj had been pestering you for a very, very long time. constantly teasing mocking, and poking fun at you — always having a remark locked and loaded for whatever snarky, sassy comment you gave him that day.

for a pogue, he handled your attitude well. perhaps pogues just handle it better, as you’ve never met a kook boy who hasn’t called you psycho bitch with a big mouth.

the relentless mockery and vulgar flirting from jj, along with the lingering touches and downright gropes he gave you left you in a state you knew damn well you shouldn’t be in.

you often found yourself thinking about him late at night, and in most those cases, whilst your hand was stuffed into your victoria secret panties.

it was another one of those nights, playing with your own pussy until it was left sticky and throbbing, moaning jj’s name to your empty room. you had become sick of your pathetic excuse of an orgasms by your own hands, trotting your way over to jj’s house at gone midnight.

you were at his door, clearly disgusted by the actual state of the cut — and jj’s house, but feeling your own arousal, causing your panties to stick to you, it was the very least of your concerns.

which is how you ended up right here, in playboy pogues bed, getting your cunt absolutely drilled by him, his hand flat between your shoulder blades and forcing your chest to the mattress.

“this is all you needed, huh? just needed someone to fuck all that bitchiness outta you.” he drawled from behind you, amused at your slightly dazed look.

despite your loud, pornograhic moans bouncing off the walls as jj fucked you like the world would end tomorrow — you still had something to say.

“f-fuck you, pogue. this — this doesn’t mean shit.” You spat, reaching back to scratch your neatly manicured nails against his forearm.

he gave a deep chuckle, rumbling from deep in his chest as he grabbed your hips, yanking you closer, thrusting somehow deeper, hitting that spot your fingers or stupid frat kooks couldn’t ever hit.

“the sounds you’re makin’ say different, mama.” he commented, listening to your loud, borderline yelps as he pounded into you, hands gripping your hips tight enough to leave fingerprint bruises.

“g-god, you’re so full of yourself.” you hissed, and he leant down, snaking a large arm around your neck and pulling you to his chest tightly, other hand wandering from your hip to the bulge in your lower abdomen — pressing down on it with a smirk.

“nah, i think you’re the one full of me.”

hi! can you write one where johnnie is dating a coquette girlie who loves makeup? thank youuuu 🎀🍒🧸🤍

Polar Opposites

Summary: Headcanons about Johnnie dating a girl who is the polar opposite of himself ⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚

Warnings: A few suggestive/sexy mentions

A/N: Why is this idea soooooo cute omg :')

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౨ৎ you quite literally treat johnnie like your personal barbie, doing his makeup, putting him in cute outfits, and painting his nails. he secretly adores it

౨ৎ johnnie loves to take you on shopping sprees. he thinks it's adorable when your eyes light up and you get so excited over new products

౨ৎ at first, he wasn't sure about how life would look with someone so different than him, but he's grown to love your sunshiney personality and aesthetic

౨ৎ decorating your first apartment together is definitely a challenge. johnnie always wants to make you happy, though, so he agrees to let you decorate the home however you like

౨ৎ he has learned a lot about his own makeup by watching beauty youtubers with you

౨ৎ johnnie never thought he would ever say pink was his favorite color until he saw you in a hot pink lingerie set from victoria's secret

౨ৎ speaking of which, despite the overabundance of pink and heavy floral perfume, victoria's secret has topped hot topic as johnnie's favorite store. he loves picking out new sets for you to wear

౨ৎ my boyfriend does my makeup youtube challenges!

౨ৎ johnnie is always willing to stand up for you if someone is rude or thinks you're incompetent because of your feminine looks

౨ৎ bows everywhere! in his hair, in your hair, on your and his stuffed animals, you name it

౨ৎ over time, pink becomes johnnie's favorite color...just because it makes you happy and he loves seeing his girl happy 💞🎀

missing the undead bf trio

the triplets and jake saying the rootbeer meme all together healed my soul☹️

I know this is too niche.. but I am who I am