Romanian Bear Dance

I'm obsessed with Carol Danvers. She's socially awkward. She's a war criminal. She's a cat mom. She's a Disney princess. She hates everything. She could beat the shit out of everyone. She's 60. She's half alien. She's a comedian. She's in a glass closet. She's a girlboss. She's a girlfail. She's everything to me.

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

It’s October 3rd

big day today

pov: uh oh

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

Guys i think i’m funny

Please laugh

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

So this started the other day (which for me means any day that’s not today) when I was hungry but didn’t want to get up for food.  And I realized that there’s quite a few times where I don’t know if what I’m feeling is because I’m lazy or depressed!  I thought I’d create somewhere I can put my problems somewhere so they’re out in the world instead of just in my head.  Welcome to my life.

don't give up

we need more concerning women in media. I want to be watching a TV show and to go "oh that woman has problems." I want to watch a woman constantly make the worst decisions in the world with no sign of stopping