I Would Just Like To Ask The General Public, Why Am I Not In A Gothic Romance? Seems Kinda Unreasonable.

I would just like to ask the general public, why am I not in a gothic romance? Seems kinda unreasonable.

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Le héros romantique

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2 years ago

everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles

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✞ 666 ✞

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lazzielumpss

2 years ago

me, trying to flirt:

so um uhh, if u want we can rot together in a coffin at the end of our days how does that sound

*awkwardly pretends to have fangs*

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5yo alfred and matthew would make this for arthur and like the good mom he is he would smile through the pain

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1 year ago

Shadow the Hedgehog in Bee And Puppycat style 4K edition

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lazzielumpss

3 years ago

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs

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lazzielumpss

6 months ago

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

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lazzielumpss

11 months ago

they changed the fullbody images on the official website to the changeling ones im crying. look at them.