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First they had to deal with the negative reactions to Chris Pratt's Chris Pratt voice, then they had to deal with the negative reactions to Chris Pratt's Chris Pratt voice AND the absolutely feral reaction to the Bowuigi face stroking scene.

The Super Mario promoters are really in the trenches for Nintendo. They're front lining the wrath and lust of the internet.

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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.

You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..

Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.

How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

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https://www.change.org/p/department-of-land-and-natural-resources-protect-pololu-valley

I saw this on Tiktok and thought it needed to be passed on. Pololū Valley is sacred land currently at risk of being developed into yet another "scenic tourist attraction" for profit. Activists like @/melemaikalanimakalapua on Tiktok are fighting to have this petition seen by as many people as possible in order to prevent the senseless destruction of this land.

Note that the petition says not to donate to change.org--donations to change.org do NOT protect Pololū Valley.

I hope that by spreading this to tumblr, I can help it reach more people. Please sign this and reblog it if you can!

https://www.change.org/p/department-of-land-and-natural-resources-protect-pololu-valley

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Wow you guys, that primal ending was great wasn't it. I really loved that Mira's people accepted Spear as their own. And then they had a good month or two of cute romantic time together cuz that viking dude was still walking on water hundreds of miles away. Oh man and when her dad married them in their traditional way, so sweet. And then they had some good honey moon night, oowee I had to look away. Oh crap but then the Viking dude showed up the day after the wedding like a total jerk and him and Spear & Fang had such a cool well timed epic battle.

Damn and then Spear sacrificed himself and Mira cried trying to console him in his last moments with Fang and the babies. So sad had really had me going. But then flash forward to their awesome daughter and SURPRISE Spear survived. And now he's living peacefully besides the long lasting effects of his injuries because Mira and her people make sure he's taken care of. And he teaches his daughter everything he knows. Hell he even learns a few words over the years. And him, Mira, Fang and their kids all lived happily ever after.

Oh yeah that's definitely what happened. What a great finale☺️

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