—Hadestown (2006)

no one:

persephone talking about hades:

SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T

a summary of epic iii

oc aesthetic - prince aeneas floros of the scaths

i did another one for him because he’s one of my favorite characters i made

this 👆🏾

*everyone is standing around a broken coffee machine*

Eris: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

*pause*

Apollo: I did. I broke it.

Eris: No. No, you didn't. Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: Don't look at me! Look at Hades.

Hades: What?! I didn't break it!

Aphrodite: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Hades: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Aphrodite: Suspicious.

Hades: No, it's not!

Zeus: If it matters, probably not... Hera was the last one to use it.

Hera: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Zeus: Oh, really? Then what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?

Hera: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zeus!

Demeter: Alright, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Eris.

Eris: No. Who broke it?

Persephone: Eris, Athena's been awfully quiet...

Athena: REALLY?!

Persephone: Yeah, really!

Eris, to the camera while everyone argues in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

hadestown but the workers use a minecraft diamond pickaxe instead of a normal pickaxe that was hades’ idea to use them

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRAGON PRINCE

thank you for creating iconic characters and a wonderful story!

I woke up in the middle of the night laughing at this, made it to also make @mistysblueboxstuff laugh, and then she said I should share it. So here u go