A Lot Of Sparkle But Not Enough Fire This Year

every sunday i wake up hoping ashton irwin remembers how he said he was gonna make us voice notes every week

a guy just said that just bc a person with a penis ejaculated that doesn’t mean that they had aan orgasm and i am now extremely confused

"Lost with you, in you, and without you. If I am anything, I am yours."

i feel like my ranking will change tomorrow except for the top 5 (which is the exact order i would’ve ranked them in)

i love symbolism!! (elphaba and glinda’s dorm room windows being shaped like a vulva to symbolise the nasty, filthy, toe curling, body shaking, star seeing lesbian sex they’re having)

i feel so sick like im about to die, in need of a mashton sickfic rn

being besties with one of my fav ff author is so fun can you believe he changed the hour he updates his fic to fit my timezone 🥰

i hate the harry potter series reboot, but i also hate the predominant reason why most people hate it. 'i won't support it bc daniel, emma and rupert will always be the trio for me', 'i won't support it bc i want a show about the marauders'. thats cool but i thought we weren't gonna support it bc she's transphobic.