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‘you can’t make every character gay, it’s not realistic!!’ well have you considered that im actually going for UTOPIAN

i feel so sick like im about to die, in need of a mashton sickfic rn

how do i gender

my favorite 5 seconds of all time

little miss takes deep breaths every 5 seconds

eddie munson my beloved

rating french pet names regulus could call james as a frenchie

chéri kinda hard to picture it bc ppl my age dont rly use it anymore, but it was the 70s so. kinda overused but it means 'dear/darling' which is cute and literal translation gives 'cherished' and i love that. 7/10

bébé he wouldn't. in french bébé is wayyyy less cuter and loving than baby in english. 2/10

mon cœur I LOVE IT. 'my heart' xsuujzaii such a cute pet name. so so so good. my fav. i also think if james had to pick a french pet name to call regulus it'd be this one cuz reg is the heart of the lion <3 20/10.

ma vie it means 'my life' so it could be cute in theory but thats literally how i call my girlies i can't take it seriously. 1/10

ma mie/ma moitié literally no one uses it in france anymore i only know this term bc old books. i know other french ppl would disagree with me but i find it so cute i mean 'my halff'?? i love it. 7/10

mon amour 'my love' is a classic obvi. tbh, not a lot of french ppl my age use it and its a shame i would die if someone called me that. 9/10

ma beauté 'my beauty' is cute but also only family member have called me that so i can't quite picture it. 5/10

mon ange ugh i love love love this one. adorable. underrated. 8/10

ma puce i hate this one. i only let family members. i see a lot of adult men calling their wife/girlfriend that but it doesnt give. 0/10

my personal ranking:

mon cœur

mon amour

mon ange

chéri

ma mie/ma moitié

ma beauté

bébé

ma vie

ma puce

He booped Lukes nose

all i’ve remembered from ukraine’s performance is LOOO LEH LOOOO

that awkward moment when you tell your first time to someone and realise none of what happened was okay