I Guess Only The Stars Would Know The Truth ☆

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'i like to read fanfic the marauders in alternate universe bc canon stories are too painful' and the alternate universes are the hunger games and divergent

jude, do not trust whoever said sirius and barty would be named "bitchkiller", they lied to you. it's deathstar.

BOTH ARE ABHORRENT?? christ ALIVE you poor people need to escape the shackles of adjective/noun ship names!!!! call them sarty if you must!!!!! blood of jesus!!!!

im sick and the only thing i wanna do is read a mashton fic that i love but forgot to bookmark but i can’t find it and now im crying

but when is Mika gonna tell us to relax, take it easy

when the lover takes the beloved’s hand and presses it against their chest where their heart is. or when the beloved takes the lover’s hand and presses it against their cheek.. i was going somewhere with this

Erotic Nightmares | One Shot

Fandom: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)

Pairing: Calum Hood/Michael Clifford

Word Count: 23.7k | Rating: Explicit

"Hi, there. I'm Michael," they smile sweetly, cheeks rounding and face squishing cutely around the soft gesture, "I'm a demon,"

Huh.

What the fuck?

Calum is being haunted by an odd sex demon. Love ensues.

Tags: Succubi and Incubi; 5 + 1 Things; Supernatural Elements; They/Them Pronouns; Falling In Love; Pining; Incubus and Victim to Lovers; (find the rest of the tags on ao3)

i hate the harry potter series reboot, but i also hate the predominant reason why most people hate it. 'i won't support it bc daniel, emma and rupert will always be the trio for me', 'i won't support it bc i want a show about the marauders'. thats cool but i thought we weren't gonna support it bc she's transphobic.