People Don't Understand That To Me Jegulus Is A Classic Ship. 'it's Started Out As A Joke' Not To Me!!

good girls

“So Miss Perfect, is there another Perfect out there ready for you to get home so they can talk to you about equations? Or make you beg so much you forget about being so smart?” Michael leaned into Luke's space, nearly putting her head on her shoulder. She watched Luke skin flush, "Is there someone? Or are you alone?"

She watched as Calum bit her lip and Luke’s face turned red, “That is none of your business Michael! We aren’t here to learn about my life, we’re here for Calum’s study plans. You aren’t even supposed to be here.”

or Calum is failing her classes, Michael is her girlfriend and they wanna fuck Luke.

(on ao3)

for @escapesos (and their anon)

all trans marauders!!

every sunday i wake up hoping ashton irwin remembers how he said he was gonna make us voice notes every week

this gender shit is not funny anymore

jude, do not trust whoever said sirius and barty would be named "bitchkiller", they lied to you. it's deathstar.

BOTH ARE ABHORRENT?? christ ALIVE you poor people need to escape the shackles of adjective/noun ship names!!!! call them sarty if you must!!!!! blood of jesus!!!!

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Hellooo! I am literally so excited to share this fic and I don’t even know what to say but aaa!! I do have to express the biggest thank you to two of my favorite people in the world, Maya ( @calumsash​ ) and Myle ( @satellitesunset​ ) specifically for helping me write so much of the social media aspect of this fic. I’ve never spent so much time formatting a story ever lol and even if you don’t read it, i would love for you to just LOOK at it because WOW that formatting is sexy.  Hope you enjoy it!! aaa

Summary: Maybe the sunrise doesn’t matter much after all. Calum can watch the sunrise any day. How many days will he get Ashton like this? Shirtless, sporting bedhead in a hotel room, with just the two of them for a few lazy hours alone? 

Soon enough, they’ll be back on the tour bus and Calum won’t be allowed to hold Ashton’s hand anymore.

Word Count: 20,718

Pairing: Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin

Rating: Explicit

READ ON AO3

it’s actually very easy to live a life free of social media if you don’t consider tumblr a form of social media. which i don’t. #freedom #technologicallyfree #offline #amish

being besties with one of my fav ff author is so fun can you believe he changed the hour he updates his fic to fit my timezone 🥰

barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend

i’m not going to pretend it’s not creepy.