Heartmates

that awkward moment when you tell your first time to someone and realise none of what happened was okay

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luke Hemmings/Calum Hood Characters: Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood Additional Tags: Dom/sub, Impact Play, paddles, Objectification, like using a person as an object, Boot Worship, Grinding, Subspace, Aftercare, Feminization, same deal with the last mistress luke thing Series: Part 2 of Mistress Luke Summary:

A week, Mistress Luke decides, is too much time in between their sessions. It gives Calum ample time to be the biggest fucking brat.

happy birthday to the loml @werewolfashton

i am so unwell

wait lets use that spotify stats page i want to know what everyone’s long term most listened to artist and track are! mine are the cure + “the river the woods” by astronautalis

why is a 44 years old married woman obsessing over 27 years old ashton this is very creepy

🎶 what are they listening to?

as much as i love secret jegulus with sirius finding out and going overprotective big brother mode, i also love the idea of sirius thinking that no one is ever gonna be good enough for his baby brother. but then again, he knows one person who’s always been caring, generous, kind, funny and really everything regulus deserves. and that person is none other than james potter, his best friend, aka the best person he knows. and so sirius tries to play matchmaker between a very annoyed regulus black and a reluctant but curious james potter <3

winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"

james potter is the type of guy to say ‘long story short’ and then tell it with behind the scenes, special features and alternate endings

$85 for a single logo that i could draw on a blank hoodie with sharpie myself is fucking insane and you take me for a fool if you think I’d buy it