A Few Weeks Ago I Tried Explaining To My Non Tumblr Friends What Blorbo/eeby Deeby/glup Shitto/scrunglo/plinko

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TAKE HER?

movie blazamy! <333 for Valentine’s Day

Oh no he’s hot

Happy Birthday Technoblade <3

Witches Sabbath

Although it seems like it should be on the full moon

It doesn’t matter

Dark signer scoopshippingg🫡 (HAPPY HALLOWEEN BTW🎃👻🔥)

Yeah, she lost her glasses again.

There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

I LOVED roleplaying warrior cats with my friends as a child and one of my favorite roles to assume was the medicine cat. As the medicine cat I REALLY wanted to have actual herbs I could use, so I would forage and bring back plants that we could actually eat.

I was also paranoid, though, so we never ate anything if I had even a sliver of a doubt about it. We would drink the nectar from honeysuckles and purple dead nettles and eat wild blackberries. Never ate the juniper berries because we were so scared they were poisonous, lol

INGESTED not just chewed on to clarify lol. based on real responses from my groupchat