You Know That One Old College Situationship?

can you shut up the howls of anguish from the guy youre torturing i am TRYING to complain at you

This is the reason why batman editorial hated them and broke them up to this day because they were like this 👫 all the time at all given moments 25/24 holding each other's TWO hands instead of one like other normal couples. This is how they would have fought villains in Bludhaven together as a married couple literally like this 👫👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Bruce: [is briefly startled by some bats]

Clark: [literally explodes out of his civilian clothes in his eagerness to help the bae]

(From Batman/Superman: World's Finest #30)

joe fixit is my mother, my father, my defense laywer, my long lost sister, my estranged uncle, my diva idol, my gay son, and my thot daughter

the reporting system on tumblr is genuinely awful. why does it take this much extra time to report hate speech again?

spot the difference

Ao3 campaign filling up in a blink of an eye is a joke

when u think about it of course marvel had to ruin 2012!bruce banner. because they introduced this brilliant humble and empathetic man who was anti military with a wicked sense of biting sarcasm. who was so against the hulk being used in warfare that he’d rather live off the grid in calcutta wearing a dirty suit & with very little money to his name. who was hunted and lied to by thaddeus ross & the us government, and threatened to be put into a cage and experimented on, whose body was going to be used for destruction, to the point that he tried to kill himself. so he learned to control the hulk. to control his anger. who was distrustful, and rightly so. who realized his trust had been taken advantage of yet again when he saw the cage on the helicarrier, and still stayed to help. who rode thru nyc on a vespa to the battle, and revealed that his secret wasn’t that he was dangerous bc he had no control over the hulk, but bc he did. of course they had to ruin him. how could they let a character like that exist? how could they get a character like that to agree to be apart of a govt task force of soldiers & fighters, when his hands were made to help not harm?

f4 first steps- Jetsons style

(pls i tried so hard XDD)

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take