IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil

shrek one: BEST

shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

shrek three: bad

shrek four: bad

do you ever just randomly get in the mood to play the sims??? like i’m sitting here at work just minding my own business and my brain is just like “i wish we were playing the sims right now” and i’m like “damn brain… me too”

why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’

It’s Friday night at ΦΦΦ!

Here they are, all together, the girls of Tri Phi! This wraps up my fall illustration thesis. Stay tuned for whatever secrets I pull outta my sleeves next semester!! (throws confetti)

whats the mood for tonight ladies

BEYONCÉ IS SUCH A LEGEND SHE TAKES HER SELFIES WITH A NIKON CAMERA. A NIKON FUCKING CAMERA.