I Can’t Believe Andrew Hussie Predicted 2016 8 Years Ago

Will he ever stop??? I hope not….

me: pass the aux cord i got some 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 me:

Sage Sohier, At Home With Themselves: Same-Sex Couples in 1980s America

Double jump in real life

Friend: so there's this guy I like (:

Me: I hate men but go on

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

Real life is like survival horror video games 

I get lost 

I am scared 

Sometimes there is puzzles 

i don’t wanna use caps anymore. too loud. i just wanna relax. always chillin. why is there so much violence on tv. food network is the only positive option