Lebisbian - 'crunch'

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“do you even understand how anatomy works”

HELLO SMALL COW

please / paris texas: elizabeth ayodele by adeline mai

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

Every time an ugly straight man posts a goth gf meme I physically manifest into his house while he’s sleeping and I massage his hairline back another inch