Oh To Be A Mouse With A Sardine Tin For A Bed

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@africanjawn

whats the mood for tonight ladies

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

a full moon on the summer solstice 

goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin

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cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

me, an ignorant prep: hey dude do u wanna hang out

My Goth Friend: no im taking low-res photos of myself at the local cemetery

me: ok buddy have fun

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus