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me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,

your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss

whenever i see cows while riding in a car: cows!

what if the ship name for anakin and padme was anime

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catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

Will he ever stop??? I hope not….

somewhere… in an alternate timeline 

do you ever just randomly get in the mood to play the sims??? like i’m sitting here at work just minding my own business and my brain is just like “i wish we were playing the sims right now” and i’m like “damn brain… me too”