Lebisbian - 'crunch'

Every time an ugly straight man posts a goth gf meme I physically manifest into his house while he’s sleeping and I massage his hairline back another inch

your current interests and personality depends singlehandedly on whether u were a neopets kid or a club penguin kid

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

im literaly…… crying… im sobbing ….. .hoylglhhgf

haters will see me and be lethally irradiated

dni if you hate soup fr

legalize wheat and wheat by products.

me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,