Not To Flex But I Never Saw Call Me By Your Name

oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil

me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

dni if you hate soup fr

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

Hello fellow rats and other miscellaneous creatures and critters of the sewer