Woah How Did The Algorithm Know 😧🙏⁉️🔥

THEM

No way they have the audacity to ask and do it in a disrespectful way 💀💀💀

Why Is your shit all male reader, I’m trying to look for female

then look up the female reader fics. you can filter out tags, y'know? you don't have to be a dick on anon. fem reader fics are fucking everywhere. just block me if you don't like my content.

besides, male reader is very uncommon in fandoms and i'm just providing more male reader content.

don't like it? disrespectfully fuck off and find another blog. i don't need this shit in my inbox. none of us mlm writers do.

and don't call my work "shit". i'm not the one with a stick up my ass because y/n has a dick. did you know... not everyone is afab??

shocking, i know. /s

YIPPPEEEEEE

choose your side

FIA penalty system is a joke because for them:

saying "fuck" = 10.000 € fine

changing the tyre pressure before the race = 5.000 € fine

nah someone just reblogged one of my drabbles n fr said this:

AND THEN THEY DELETED IT (i think)

so you know i just had to

h,,,amsdpspdpetrrr 👍👍👍👍

Omg hear me out

Is it too much to ask someone to write a lestappen fic based on “Agora Hills” by Doja Cat? That song has been all over my fyp 😭

Like one of them really wants to get caught kissing and wants to show the other off too 🙏🏻 maybe max wants to do it after the pics we got of Charles from the Ferrari gala in NYC.

彼の目はまだ輝いています

"gods, why are you bein' so worried 'bout it?" satoru's words are slurred, like he's trying to be delusional about the whole thing. "'m gonna come back. i promise."

you nod, as he wipes the tears from your eyes. "i-i just ... don't want you to go ... you just got unsealed ... and ..." now he's going to fight sukuna. yeah, that's it. the sentence that you can't finish.

"once i win this fight, i'll make sure every moment counts with you, 'kay?" and for a moment, you think that everything's going to be okay. you think that he'll just come back from this, and when he does, satoru's going to give you a hug, a big one. and maybe a few kisses added into the mix.

his eyes have always seemed so bright. always shining, always sparkling and glinting like the sun was glowing its rays on his pupils all the time. the only time you can ever recall where they became dark was when his best friend, suguru, left.

but suguru was now gone, and now, the only thing he could look forward to was you. and with you, there was no reason his eyes could stop sparkling and glinting.

since he was unsealed, satoru stopped wearing his blindfold completely. you think this look suits him way better, and you're able to see his eyes clear as daylight, but you wonder if it hurts. having the six-eyes would hurt, right? that was why he wore sunglasses in your high school days, and bandages after that, and finally, stuck with a blindfold.

each of those changes was made because something happened to suguru. after suguru left, satoru couldn't bear to see the memories with those sunglasses, and used bandages instead. when he killed suguru, he couldn't bear to use those bandages anymore, and switched to a blindfold. sometimes, you wonder if the true romance was between the two of them, instead of satoru and you.

and you really wonder that when you see his lifeless body, split in two, on the ground as you watch the fight.

huh. his eyes still shine.

his eyes still shine because of you.

not because of suguru, not because of his students, not because of shoko, because of you.

and for a moment, seeing that, you have faith. you have faith that he'll survive, no matter how much hope has been lost.

~~~

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Hey💕💕💕

Can I request that instead of Adam being killed by Niffty it was male reader? Like he blocked Adam to not be killed. If you can thank you 💕

Don't worry babes, I've got you! Here, my dear, is reader dying for Adam. Enjoy the pain.

For you I'd bleed myself dry

pairing: Adam x male!reader

warnings: language, major character death

note: not beta read bc fuck you I don't have beta readers

Angels were being slaughtered by demons, golden blood flooded hell's streets and in the middle of it there was you.

Adam had been beaten by Lucifer, the king of hell and devil himself had broken the first man's nose and was probably also responsible for some serious skull damage. The mask the brunette had been wearing when you had entered hell had been shattered, the only thing left were shards.

Lute was nowhere in sight as Adam crawled out of the crater Lucifer had created when he had slammed Adam onto the ground, his body was shaking and his face was covered in blood and the only clear thought that you were having was ‘Protect him at all cost’.

Adam's voice was furious when he spoke, yet still overly cocky and confident, he was still Adam after all, a few punches from the devil wouldn't change that. However, while he was stating that the demons weren't allowed to end it, that this was his to do and his alone, there was a little demon girl sneaking up behind him. Completely enraged, he didn't notice her, didn't hear her wicked little giggles.

Your body reacted quicker than your brain was able to process things because you were between your boyfriend and that sneaky demon in an instant, shielding your leader and boyfriend with your own body. Blood spilled from the wound as your body collapsed against Adam's, your hands weakly reached for his shoulders in order to keep your body up, but it wasn't working. The demon girl, you weren't completely sure but you thought Charlie had called her Niffty, withdrew the knife as abruptly as she had jabbed it into your chest. Then there was another stab.

Adam was quick to turn around once you had collided against him, he caught you in his arms, too shocked to react properly as little Niffty stood on your back, slamming the knife down a third time. He was frozen with fear, and could only stare as the scene played itself out right in front of him. He wanted to scream, to let go of his boyfriend and pull that bitch off of you. He wanted to grab her by her throat and tear her head off with his pure hands. But all he was physically able to do was to stare.

His golden eyes filled with tears as the way too pretty looking golden blood spilled from your mouth. Your body was weak, it was losing blood way quicker than you had thought. You wanted to reach your hand out for Adam's face to wipe away his tears, to tell him everything will be fine, that you will be fine. But all that your body could manage was a weak yet honest smile.

Niffty jumped off of you and giggled as she happily rushed over to her friends, “Charlie told me to stab, so I stabbed.”

A marrow-shaking scream ripped from Adam's throat, finally, finally he was able to move again. He grabbed a hold of your body firmly, ripped a piece of fabric off his robe to press it onto your wound, desperately trying to stop the bleeding, but to no avail. It was too late, you had already lost too much blood. Nothing he could do would save you. “Fuck,” the first man cried out, he sounded as if he were in pain and emotionally he was.

First Lilith had left him for Lucifer, then Eve had betrayed him and now he had lost you too..

“Don’t fucking die on me, Y/N,” he mumbled as he held your head against his chest, you were able to hear his heartbeat. It was quick and uneven, it made you worry about him. “You can't fucking die on me, you hear me bitch? You can't fucking leave me too,” his voice was filled with desperation and pain and if you're vision wouldn't be fading black, you would try to soothe him. But your body wasn't responding to you in the ways you wanted, in fact it had gone numb a while ago.

Adam's tears fell from his cheeks and fell on your face. You shakily inhaled his scent one last time before your eyes closed, there was no energy left in you to keep them open. “No, fuck no, stay with me,” the brunette slapped your cheek, careful not to hurt any more than you already were. “Don’t fucking leave me, you can't-,” he wasn't able to finish his sentence. Lucifer came up behind him, a firm hand was placed on Adam's shoulder.

“Gather your angels and leave,” the devil ordered, squeezing Adam's shoulder painfully as he dug his claws inside the flesh of the first man. Adam inhaled sharply, yet he didn't pull away either. The pain Lucifer was causing was nothing compared to the pain that ripped his heart apart. He was numb, there was no feeling left inside his limbs when he picked your body up. The leader of the exorcists hated how cold you felt against his skin, how dead you felt. Your halo had been picked up and placed onto your chest, right above the stab wound. The grip Adam had on you would've left bruises if you were still alive. He was afraid you'd disappear, that you would turn to dust before he would reach heaven.

The first man turned to Lucifer, directly facing the blonde king. With red eyes and pain audible in his voice he hissed, “That was one fucking step too far. For this,” he lifted your body slightly, “you’re gonna pay with your life. I will come back, we all will. And we will tear you apart, rip you to shreds. There will be nothing left of you.” And with the threat hanging in the air, he forcefully pushed himself off the ground and flew back in the direction where the portal was located. “Exorcists,” he yelled loud enough for the entire pride circle to hear his voice, “Retreat. We're done here. At least for now.”

-

The brunette was sitting on the highest roof heaven had to offer. Your body had been taken care of, it had been properly buried and he was the one who had made sure all your wishes about your burial had been granted. The only thing left was your halo.

That was also a thing you had requested, for Adam to keep your halo once you died.

So there he was, sitting on the highest roof, the roof where you two had shared your first kiss, as he looked down at your halo. The second you had died it had lost its glow, oh how he missed the glow of your halo. How he missed his boyfriend. It was unfair, Adam didn't understand why God seemed to hate him so much. Everything Adam had ever lost had been taken away from him.

You were everything to him.

Literally kys I keep finding x fem reader on x male reader, cant people just not use fem reader on x male reader, and like DON'T JUST USE X READER IT IMPLIES GENDER NEUTRAL AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE IT USES SHE/HER HWAT FRHEHYF CIDICLDLD Njsmsm