The Human Urge To Have A Vampire Bite U

That feeling when the couple you were rooting for is happy, but you're only 70% through the first book, AND it's a duology.

Cardan, to Jude: STOP YELLING AT ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Will: I hate it when people ask "are you seeing anyone?" Do you mean a therapist, dating, or hallucinations?

Will: I mean the answer to all of those would be yes and also the same person but that's besides the point

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

I am so ready to retire (haven't had my first job yet).

there’s something so much more beautiful about love when it’s doomed from the start.

seduces u with evil tricks like caring about u and wanting to hear about ur day

Moment of realization: Kafka was just like any teenage girl trusting her best friend to burn her diary and phone when she dies.

“You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free.”

— Thich Nhat Hanh

;,) release me, brain