HOLY FUCK!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!1

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, sideways, doggy etc etc

slutting patrick out again :D sorry

maika monroe

via instagram

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

thinking about how patrick was lifting tashi’s i told ya shirt with his teeth. mmghmm me next!!

I wish I could stay, my love. How should I have earned such a doting wife? (Greta meows, purrs) Ellen, I told you not to let her into bed. Everything I wear, absolutely covered in it. But Greta loves it here. She wishes you to stay, too.

NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

I JUST KNOWWWW THIS IS HIS DATING PROFILE

me talking about longlegs (2024) with my friend greg

Maika by Myles Hendrik

it’s so hard to hate shauna when she looks like this