Beautiful

*speechless*

When he was 15-years-old, Ed Kemper was sitting at the kitchen table with his grandmother when an argument broke out. Enraged, Ed went outside and retrieved his grandfather's rifle from the shed. The rifle had previously been hidden from the budding serial killer after he used it to kill animals. Upon seeing her grandson holding the gun, Maude Kemper shouted "You better not be shooting the birds again!" With that, Ed re-entered the kitchen and shot his grandma in the back, killing her instantly.

When his grandfather, Edmund Kemper Sr. returned from grocery shopping, Ed waited until he got out the car before shooting him dead. Unsure what to do, he phoned his mother who told her son to phone the police. When they turned up, a remorseless Kemper told them "I just wanted to see what it felt like to kill Grandma."

My mother just did the most mother thing.

She goes " Americans eat food for a very long time, even it's 6 months. Especially turkey.

I go " I am hundred percent sure that's not true lemme google it ma"

She goes " I JUST HEARD IT, JUST HEARD IT

I go " Well ma, don't spread misinformation "

She goes " IT IS TRUE THO!

I - lemme look it up then-

She literally says - I am better than Google, mothers are wayy better then google, believe me.

And this is how my mates, mothers manipulate their kids.

FEAR THE BRICK

YEAHHHHHH

WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

I want to participate in dis act and I shall take it one step ahead

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

To safe lives.

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What is the bird app doing? Promoting bloody hate crime?

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BIRDY!

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I was born in the late nineteen hundreds