Drunk Seed Headcanons

Drunk Faith: you know those posts about drunk white girls who are super nice and considerate but also giggly and adorable? That’s Faith. She would feed you and make sure you have a ride home and tell you how excellent your clothes are and then she falls asleep in the hallway curled up on the stairs.

Drunk John: performing ridiculously skilled dance moves across his ranch with a bottle of some expensive, organic, small-batch IPA in his hand while big band or swing music can be heard for miles away, OR listening to emo music alone with hard liquor while trying to fix one of his planes and then crying because he pinched his finger and it’s gonna leave a maaaaaaaark!

Drunk Joseph: he does not imbibe because of the LORD! (but he sure does toss back a couple shots if shit hits the fan, and then he’s just all weepy and sleepy. Don’t get Joseph drunk, please.)

Drunk Jacob: Knocks back a lot of alcohol - like, a LOT - and then takes a nap. What he doesn’t know is that before he went to sleep, he went through his camp and chastised each and every one of his Judges for not wearing pants because that’s INDECENT, you guys, please, we have an image to uphold.

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legendarydinosaurhologram

1 year ago

This is from an idea I've had in the past days: I have been obsessed with Old UK Top Gear lately and I thought of a little AU where Jeremy, James and Richard are Jäger pilots (Pacific Rim).

Their giant 🪨 bot is of course called Geoff and I've a bed a little design to it. Also there is this thought in my mind where Richard in particular finds a juvenile and rather peaceful Kaiju left in the human world to stay alive on it's own. Hammond sneaks it into his room at base and calls it Oliver. He does try training the beast and they build an inseparable bond.

Jeremy and James are the two main pilots of Geoff, whereas Richard has an extra spot to operate the huuuge canon. The two older pilots, due to sharing some memories while bridging, find out about the creature Hammond is hiding. They don't tell their Admiral, Andy Will man, but are quite mad.

This Is From An Idea I've Had In The Past Days: I Have Been Obsessed With Old UK Top Gear Lately And

I just noticed something

When Cameron interrupts his AnderPerry moment he says he was studying right?

OBVIOUSLY, he was doing this in his room

BUT LOOK--

Charlie's just playing Bongos. To Cameron, Charlie's random instruments don't phase him (like he wasn't surprised he was good at the sax either) but he will barge into Neil and Todd's room to demand silence hahhaaha

Conclusion: Cameron is used to Charlie's music while he studies lksdjflskdjflksdf

@maisietheweltoncow Chameron is getting backed up