Integra:

That was funnier in my head, gosh

That’s what happened right

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i saw across the spiderverse last night and my life will never be the same again

you said RGB is a fan of Mary P.? what would happen if he met her?

big egg

this is what i spend 90% of my playtime doing

Text on the price tag: Anderson with cottage cheese

Seras: Master, are you sure you can drive?

Alucard: Police Girl, I am an ancient undead vampire who has powers you can't possibly begin to understand. I think I can drive a simple car into town.

*thirty minutes later*

Integra: What do you mean my car is at the bottom of the Thames?!

Alucard: ...

Alucard: The Police Girl gives horrible directions.

Seras: WHAT.

Whenever I finally see Pluto I am going to be insufferable about it, so you guys know.