My Half Of The Trade With 0chromat Who Is Amazing And I Am Unworthy Grovel Grovel Etc. (also This Is

look, he’s so happy! enjoy this blessed squidy!

I’d like to know in what terrifying alternate universe that thing is considered a horse.

unexpected roommate….

Newly Married Things

please don't fail me site, LOL.

Shouting, crying, and sleeping because of the television together. 

Running your fingers through their hair, wondering how you got so lucky. 

Playing with the wedding ring on their finger. 

Breakfast in bed, prepared by one for the other. 

“Which of these looks better, dear?” 

^ Cannot look because they are half-undressed. 

Where one’s showering, and the other’s getting ready for the day, chatting. 

^ “You slapped me in the face while sleeping.” “Wha—I did not!!” 

Hugging their pillow when they’re gone, now unaccustomed to their absence. 

The sun rising over the horizon as they chat through the night. 

Waking up with their hair in your mouth. 

“Tell me. What did you dream about last night?” 

Spraying their cologne on your wrists. 

Little hobbies together: sewing, crochet, reading, gaming, those kinds of things. 

Quietly listening to them spout off about their favorite thing, and smiling all the way through at their enthusiasm. 

Either teaming against your in-laws in mutual disgruntlement, or loving your in-laws in mutual adoration. There is no in-between. 

Waking up and realizing your SO is sleeping upside down. This is common for them, apparently. 

“Can’t we just order takeout.” “...Fine.”

Mid-work Coffee deliveries. 

“I’m going to bed.  Do NOT stay up all night.” “...Hmm.”

I just noticed that Alucard is making an upside-down cross.

Text on the price tag: Anderson with cottage cheese

my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery 

You should probably get those flowers looked at.