"what Are Your Pronouns?" Well Im Mixed, She/her On My Mothers Side And He/him On My Fathers Side, Either

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

Jk Rowling will die in my lifetime and that’s so beautiful to think about

oh, to live in the big city... while i'm over here living in the suburbs wishing that i could have the life that so many people seem to have

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

wait are yall actually getting switch two's

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

"teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable" - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.

I fucking love telling people nice things.

If you read this, go tell someone something nice. Text them. Whatever. I'm serious.

Be an unexpected, positive break in everything that's going on in this world.