Garmadon: It’s Awfully Muggy Outside Today

Lloyd: I went to therapy

Nya: how’d it go

Lloyd: I helped my therapist overcome all his past traumas

Nya: that’s literally the opposite of what you were there to do

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

Area 51 raid AU

“Let’s do this, they can’t stop all of us!”- Jay, Tox, Chamille, Samukai, Iron Baron, Ghoultar, Soul Archer, Jet Jack

“They absolutely can stop all of you.”- Nya, Misako, Wu, Kozu, Borg, Ray, Maya, Bansha, Mr. E, Clouse, Echo Zane

“If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets.”- Dareth, Kai, Chen, Nadakhan, Ed, Edna, Ultra Violet, Muzzle

“Have fun dying lol”- Ronin, Krux, Skylor, Neuro, Scales, Pythor, Yang, Dogshank, Fenwick, Machia

Actully goes- Pixal, Zane, Cole, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Scales Jr., Flintlocke, Faith

Gets in- Lloyd, Garmadon, Shadow

Morro: “I will kill you” is old, boring, overused, and not scary. “Pee your pants”, however, is new, exciting, and terrifying.

Kai: “I will pee your pants”

Jay: “your pants can’t wait for my pee”.

Morro: There we have it. The most terrifying sentence in the world.

Kai: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Cole: definetly strong

Jay: no, definetly weak

Nya: definetly stupid

Harumi: I’ll kill your friends, then I’ll kill you

Lloyd: *slides her 5$*

Lloyd: make me first

Garmadon: Yeeted

Wu: yote

Garmadon: yeeted

Wu: yote

The first spinjitzu master: please I just want to know who threw Wu’s sword over the wall

Every so often I remember this app exists