Nya: I’m This 👌 Close To Hitting You With A Chair

Wu: release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind :)

Lloyd, screaming:

The Vermillion Warriors except they’re made of worm on a strings

Oh man we're going places

Area 51 raid AU

“Let’s do this, they can’t stop all of us!”- Jay, Tox, Chamille, Samukai, Iron Baron, Ghoultar, Soul Archer, Jet Jack

“They absolutely can stop all of you.”- Nya, Misako, Wu, Kozu, Borg, Ray, Maya, Bansha, Mr. E, Clouse, Echo Zane

“If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets.”- Dareth, Kai, Chen, Nadakhan, Ed, Edna, Ultra Violet, Muzzle

“Have fun dying lol”- Ronin, Krux, Skylor, Neuro, Scales, Pythor, Yang, Dogshank, Fenwick, Machia

Actully goes- Pixal, Zane, Cole, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Scales Jr., Flintlocke, Faith

Gets in- Lloyd, Garmadon, Shadow

Kai: you look stressed

Lloyd: thanks. It’s the stress.

Ninjago but teenager Wu and Garmadon don’t have encyclopedic knowledge about the future, they’re given memes and oddly specific headcanons and the greenflame ship war and they have to figure it all out from there

Lloyd: mom, how do I get revenge on someone?

Misako: well, you see, the best revenge is forgiving and living your life to the fullest-

Lloyd: dad, how do I-

Garmadon: brick

Harumi: I’ll kill your friends, then I’ll kill you

Lloyd: *slides her 5$*

Lloyd: make me first