2007 Donnie: I’ve Got A Question For You. What’s Heavier, A Kilogram Of Steel, Or A Kilogram Of Feathers?

2007 Donnie: I’ve got a question for you. What’s heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

2007 Donnie: That’s right, it’s a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

[later]

2007 Donnie, concerned: What do you mean?

Bayverse Donnie: They’re both a kilogram.

2007 Donnie: ...but steel’s heavier than feathers.

Bayverse Donnie: I know. But they’re both a kilogram.

2007 Donnie:

2007 Donnie: what...?

[Much later]

2007 Donnie, standing in front of a scale: That doesn’t prove anything, I- Steel’s heavier than feathers.

2012 Donnie: I know, but look. They’re both a kilogram, right? So they’re the same!

2007 Donnie: Can anyone look at the size of that, that’s cheating!

Bayverse Donnie: No, Donnie, they’re the same weight!

2007 Donnie: ...but steel is heavier than feathers.

[Much, much later]

2007 Donnie: Donnie, go on and tell them.

Rottmnt Donnie: They’re right. They’re both a kilogram.

2007 Donnie: Oh, no! Not you to, Donnie!

Rottmnt Donnie: What is it you don’t get?

2007 Donnie, frustrated: I don’t-

2012 Donnie, quietly: Are you alright?

2007 Donnie: I don’t get it.

Bayverse Donnie: It’s alright.

2003 Donnie: Hey, don’t worry about it...

Rottmnt Donnie: [going tappy tappy on his phone]

2007 Donnie, softly: I don’t get it.