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Inside Job, Part 2 Episode 8 - “Appleton”

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I didn’t know there was cut dialogue in the game? I knew about the cut puzzle from the commentary but I didn’t know they had recorded stuff for it.

Was Episode 3 the only one with cuts? I know they mentioned almost cutting the docks out of episode 4.

yes hi omg so there’s several unused pieces of dialogue and just general unused assets/ideas/music/etc. the devil’s playhouse is the big one that i know we have proof of. mainly 302 through 305. that said i’m sure there’s plenty of unused stuff for all the episodes of all the seasons that just never saw the light of day. like you said, the docks were gonna be cut, or the bad ideas in transportation exhibit, or like how hell llc was originally gonna be a middle school during early production😭

here’s a link to unused dialogue for papierwaite (for 302, 303, and 304). the cut puzzle for him had something to do with giving him fleas and him blaming skun-ka’pe LMAO there’s a reason we kept seeing all those enigma deodorant billboards everywhere….

here’s a link to unused dialogue for dr. norrington (303, 304, 305)

link to unused dialogue for the narrator (some of this was in the demo but not in the full game)

link to unused music that was allegedly gonna be for a minigame inside max’s mind

MY PERSONAL FAVE: unused flint dialogue! references to actual lore for him…something about losing his partner…😔 was meant for 303 when sam’s remembering flint’s advice—originally sounds like flint stumbles upon him and tells him face-to-face how to interrogate suspects in the usual noir fashion. no fancy link for this one i just Happen to have the audio😭

Squeak squeak! :3

They Stole Sam's Brain (AKA Past!Max AU)

(roman emperor sam inspired by @soggoth's art)

Another sweet villain set from hesokuri wars. 

Just an excuse to draw red haired Karamatsu again and all the bros interacting. 

Jyushimatsu being the one to break it up by throwing down lol

Sam...Sam.

I watched the Osomatsu-san live action film on the plane, and let me just say--I cannot believe the only subbed version of this movie can be found on an airplane.

It was batshit insane in the best way possible. My favorite scene is the part where Karamatsu ends up in NYC after losing his memories. He sees a photo ID of a generic white dude who's essentially an agent. Karamatsu, believing the agent is him says, "At least I'm hot."

The woman who rescued him walks in on him going through her husband's bag, but Karamatsu thinks the husband is him & just--

Acts exactly like you'd expect Karamatsu to behave. He says "Goodbye my honey," takes the bag, & JUMPS THROUGH HER CLOSED WINDOW. And who knows how far up she even lived!!?

Since my other homestar thing semi blew up I have to upload this whole segment because it also kills me